King Family Residence
“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”
Episode 1 – “The Bonus”
(Rumford, ME — Martin King is hard at work in his cubicle at ACME Shareholdings Inc., when his boss hollers at him..)
Mr. Jackson: Martin! Get in my office!
Martin: (hustles in) Yes, sir?
Mr. Jackson: Martin, I’ve got great news!
Martin: What is it, sir?
Mr. Jackson: You’re getting a bonus!
Martin: (pumps fist) Alright!
Blanket vs. Slanket: Point-Counterpoint
The following is the first in a series of debates, moderated by the Ghost of Tim Russert, between a blanket and a Slanket on the top stories of the day..
Today: The Economic Stimulus..
El Hombres!
Episode 3 – “The Mouse”
(Pico & Miguel are walking to the local Home Depot early Tuesday morning..)
Pico: Joo want some of my Jumex, Meeguel?
Miguel: No. I hate Jumex.
Pico: What? How do joo hate Jumex? Jumex is deleecious!
Miguel: No, it’s not. It’s bad for you. It’s just sugar.
Pico: Sugar ees good!
El Hombres!
Episode 2 – “The King”
(Pico & Miguel are walking to the local Home Depot early Wednesday morning..)
Pico: Another day, another peso.
Miguel: (rolls his eyes) Good one, Pico.
Pico: What’s got your chalupa in a knot, Miguel? (more…)
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