King Family Residence – Episode 1.17
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Episode 17 – “The Trial”
(Martin King answers a knock at the front door and is met by a nondescript man in a dark suit who hands him a stack of paper..)
Martin: Man, you are one professional paper boy.
Man: Mr. King, you’ve been served.
Martin: What?
(The man walks away & Martin scowls at him, shaking the papers over his head..)
Martin: You didn’t even dance!
King Family Residence – Episode 1.16
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Episode 16 – “The Car Bomb”
(Martin, Bennie & Paco are peeking out from Bennie & Paco’s hole in the Kings’ front yard..)
Bennie: (squints down the street) Oh yeah, there it is.
Martin: You see it, Paco?
Paco: (glances sideways at Martin & back up the street) Si.
Martin: (scowls at Paco) You don’t see it, do you?
Paco: (looks down) Si.
Martin: I knew it, such a liar.
Bennie: So, you’re positive?
Martin: (nods solemnly) Yup. That, my friends, is a bonafide car bomb.
King Family Residence – Episode 1.15
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Episode 15 – “The Immigrants”
(Martin King is in line at the Rumford Taco Bell while the customer in front of him is carrying on a conversation in Spanish with the counter clerk. Finally, Martin throws his arms into the sky..)
Martin: Oh, that does it! These immigrants are out of control!
King Family Residence – Episode 1.14
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Episode 14 – “The Volcano”
Martin: Well, there it is.
Bennie: (shakes his head) Man..
Martin: (nods) Yup. Volcano in my backyard.
King Family Residence – Episode 1.13
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Episode 13 – “The Mine”
(Martin King is sitting on the couch in his boxers, watching Oliver Stone’s World Trade Center..)
Martin: Hah, this is hilarious.
(Bennie comes rushing into the living room from his hole in the front yard and grabs the remote..)
Martin: Bennie! What have I told you about coming inside!
Bennie: (waves him off) I know, but watch this.
(Bennie flips to Channel 11, where anchor Tom Shimansky is reporting on location..)
Shimansky: I’m here outside the Oxford County Coal Mine where an explosion has just occurred, trapping the miners inside.
Martin: My God.
Bennie: (nods solemnly) I know.
Martin: Shimansky looks like hell. Has he gotten work done?
King Family Residence – Episode 1.12
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Episode 12 – “The Drilling”
Martin: You been readin’ about this offshore drilling stuff, Bennie?
(Martin & Bennie are sitting in Bennie’s trailer in the Fairview Trailer Park, watching Street Court..)
Bennie: (scoffs) Yeah I’ve been reading all about it, Professor.
Martin: Nice.
(Martin & Bennie share a high-five..)
King Family Residence – Episode 1.11
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Episode 11 – “The Asylum”
(Martin wakes up in a small room, drenched in sweat..)
Martin: What the?
(He gets up to exit the room, but finds the door is locked from the outside..)
Martin: (banging on the door) Hey! Lemme outta here! I gotta pee!
King Family Residence – Episode 1.10
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Episode 10 – “The Tourney”
Martin: You fill out your Maine State Girl’s High School Basketball Tournament bracket yet?
Jafar: My what?
(Martin King & Jafar al-Abin are fishing for mackerel in the crick at the bottom of the Rumford City Gravel Pit..)
Martin: Your bracket. For the girl’s tournament. Pot is at $1200 right now.
Jafar: You’re going to wager money on teenage girls?
Martin: No, I’m gonna sit around idly while somebody else wins $1200. Of course I’m gonna wager money on teenage girls! So, are you in?
King Family Residence – Episode 1.09
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Episode 9 – “The Jail”
(On a series of mounting technicalities, Martin King & Jafar al-Abin find themselves imprisoned in the Charleston Correctional Facility in Dover-Foxcroft, Maine..)
Martin: Well, this sucks.
Jafar: (nods) Yes, prison is a terrible place.
Martin: No, I mean being in Dover. There’s nothing to do here!
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