Blanket vs. Slanket: Point-Counterpoint
The following is the first in a series of debates, moderated by the Ghost of Tim Russert, between a blanket and a Slanket on the top stories of the day..
Today: The Economic Stimulus..
El Hombres!
Episode 3 – “The Mouse”
(Pico & Miguel are walking to the local Home Depot early Tuesday morning..)
Pico: Joo want some of my Jumex, Meeguel?
Miguel: No. I hate Jumex.
Pico: What? How do joo hate Jumex? Jumex is deleecious!
Miguel: No, it’s not. It’s bad for you. It’s just sugar.
Pico: Sugar ees good!
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Episode 2 – “The King”
(Pico & Miguel are walking to the local Home Depot early Wednesday morning..)
Pico: Another day, another peso.
Miguel: (rolls his eyes) Good one, Pico.
Pico: What’s got your chalupa in a knot, Miguel? (more…)
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Episode 1 – “The Angel”
(Pico & Miguel are walking to the local Home Depot early Monday morning..)
Pico: (yawns) So sleepy.
Miguel: What did you do this weekend, Pico?
Pico: Watched football. Drank cervezas. Had to shoot my keeds’ dog. What did you do?
Miguel: I told you, I got that second job at the Super Walmart. On the loading dock.
Pico: My keeds so sad. They dog is dead. (more…)
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